So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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