I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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