i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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