Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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