it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
it was like eating out sand paper
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
