how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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