I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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