1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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