The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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