So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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