we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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