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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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