I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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