The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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