I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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