dude i'm inner monologue high
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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