school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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