Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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