problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
