Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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