How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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