Whod you bang
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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