Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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