i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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