You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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