to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this just has baby written all over it
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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