That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Randomize
