Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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