eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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