Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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