I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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