yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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