Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
this just has baby written all over it
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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