At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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