Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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