Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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