How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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