It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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