saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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