if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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