omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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