I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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