You're my little dorito
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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