I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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