Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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