Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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