its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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