i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this beer tastes like vomit already
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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