so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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