So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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