i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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