Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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