On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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