Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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