so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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