well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I look better un-naked...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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