As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
she smelled like a LAN party
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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