i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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