I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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