so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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