I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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